You know, if I was born into an old-money, quiet-luxury, wealthy kinda family and didn't desperately need the money right here, right now, I'd, as always, have taken the long view. As a businessperson. As a philosopher.

Because whenever I use the app myself, I feel like I've preemptively and perversely experienced the wealth I imagine a user of my app might enjoy (even though he might not).

Now why do I imagine my user as this archetype? Well, of course, it's always because I'm listening to good music while working on my app, gooning, as I scroll through it for hours at a time, making sure it does what it's supposed to and no more, no less. Saint Laurent (Instrumental), Penthouse (slowed + reverb), Numb — Courten, Art Deco (Instrumental), Love Game (Slowed), Rage Money Power, and so on. And God damn, the app makes me feel like I'm a powerful billionaire and that it's one of my most valued assets. It's like a trusty sidekick. It's quiet. It's cold. It says not a single word but gets the job done. It doesn't try to be noticed; it knows its place in my life.

And the user interface feels so good. My "spaces" feel like grand palace halls where, enshrined, my assets remain curated and frozen in time, ready for enjoyment at my beck and call. No, I'm suddenly not just talking about it as my wank bank. It's also my art museum. It does surface highly, highly acclaimed art naturally, because it is... Aesthetics. Things that matter to me. Lana Del Rey. Goth stuff. Liminal spaces. I get to keep all the vibes alive... Anything. It's magical.

And the privacy. Gosh. For a billionaire, this would genuinely be the ultimate digital luxury. I'd pay $2,000 for it, because I know, at least for me, this app gets the job done so well and isn't full of shit and doesn't want to upsell me, paywall me, microtransaction-molest me, or in any way annoy me and whatnot whatnot.

Instead, this app becomes something practical and useful that I own and can and will use for a long time. Like my dad's watch. Like my granddad's cufflinks. Like the silver shaving set I use, which was gifted to me. Each moment will be cherished and enjoyed. And I get to keep it. And its value stays the same or grows over time... A true luxury. And by merit, not fad. My respect grows. So does the notion in my mind: u/keyraise, what a great investment that was!

So with the power and wisdom and a stable, rewarding life that I'd gain from my old-money family, IF I was born into an old-money, quiet-luxury, wealthy kinda family, I'd sell this app to billionaires only and charge them an appropriate $2,000 USD a year for curating and designing a sleek-ass, genuine digital luxury, Swiss Bank-style digital Wank Bank app.

And they'd pay the price and I'd be a billionaire too.

So I guess it's your lucky day. Because I'm not born into an old-money, quiet-luxury kinda family. So you get this app that only billionaires may truly appreciate for what it is — in its essence — for a mere $200, after a lot of genuine selling, which is fine if done well, which I know I do.

So yes. Experience the billionaire's wanking sidekick. Built genuinely for people who are intelligent and have a sense of "taste." For only $200. Forget what I call it. It's just so much more than a wank bank app. It's a grand philosophy in action. It understands, somehow, in an almost bewilderingly intuitive way: money, sex, and power.

But don't wait. Even though I don't intend to ever raise the price any further, ever (or ever bring it down, for that matter), if I do become rich enough, thanks to my first 2,000 buyers, to have a good life set up ahead of me if I play my cards right, I might just put my money where my mouth is and turn this into the $2,000 luxury product I envision it could maybe one day be.

And all your lifetime licenses will suddenly be worth a lot more. Great. As long as we get to keep it, and keep getting richer for owning it while using it, isn't that what it's like to experience a genuine luxury?

Enjoy the experience :)